My Fellow Jewish Americans:
Yesterday, we witnessed the election of a Jewish Mayor in Chicago.
Today, several formerly not-certified-kosher Halloween candies were liberated for our consumption.
Tomorrow, do you seriously want to wake up to discover that a Groupon to the National Museum of American Jewish History of Philadelphia BELLY-FLOPPED?
IT’S A DISCOUNT, PEOPLE. HALF-OFF. $6 for what is normally $12. New museum, great date idea, less than two hours by bus from NYC, and “3,000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax.” PLUS, a chance to support the author of this blog–$10 in Groupon bucks per deal purchased.
You have until midnight EST–like, ONE HOUR–to activate this deal. If you need inspiration to buy said Groupon, watch this video and read this message again:
Thank You, and G-d Bless America.
P.S. This deal is NYC-based. A similar deal already tipped in Wilmington, Delaware. Wilmington?! Wikipedia made nary a mention of a Revolutionary War battle there–nor do I recall reading about a Jewish presence there.